We replace (this A-lister's) name with Captain Bananas'

Despite weight gain, Captain Bananas still a size zero

Captain Bananas, sexiest man in the world

Oh, my! Captain Bananas is beyond fit. The star - and his rock-hard abs - celebrated his birthday on Saturday with a jaw-dropping jaunt at an Australian beach. Scope out Captain Bananas' sizzling seaside stroll and other celebs' enviable beach bodies.

Yee-haw! Captain Bananas embraces NASCAR!

Bananas unscathed after condom incident

Attorney: Jailed Captain Bananas believes he was 'railroaded'

Bananas stalker accepts plea deal

Bananas angered by claim he faked AIDS

TRUTH BEHIND BANANAS' DEATH

MED CARE SUIT SHOCKS BANANAS

Bitter Bananas won't sign autographs

Bananas flips out over 'Dead Wrestler' joke

Puffed-up Bananas blows off his fans

Captain Bananas sends his tight end back to work

Captain Bananas---Paris REALLY hates you

Captain Bananas---living it up in London

Captain Bananas enjoys outing with the stars

Captain Bananas is in shape!

Captain Bananas Loves Johnny Depp, Not Marriage

Captain Bananas takes Negative, Bitter View on Former Show

Captain Bananas, Cosmopolitan Cover Girl